Mmkay, this is gonna be about girly things if the guys want to just check out now. So I went for my yearly annual visit which floored me last year as it was a new practice I went to and they rushed you to undress, get in, get out, get dressed and get the hell out. This year was no different but this time I actually had more time to undress. So I’m sitting there, sitting there, sitting there, thinking what the hell. Then the doc shows up checks my breasts, asks about my tattoo that he can see and then proceeds to check if I have a tramp stamp on my lower back. Hello?? I told him I plan to not get one there and he asks if I will get more. You betcha, one on the back of my neck and my left calf that I can think of so far. He then gets to work, asks some more questions to which it ends up of are you having any pain with sexual intercourse? Well, there’s an easy answer I’m thinking and say no because I’m not having any sex. Now I’m thinking what’s next? I honestly have never had some of these questions before. Either way, he’s done, I get dressed, get my script and I’m outta there.

Maybe I should be at the bar hunting down the next boyfriend but honestly I think they are more trouble than they are worth. I mean hell, my ex is in jail until 2008 and he’s not the only one of my exes that has a record. I just plain out right pick the wrong guys.